Welcome friends to the luxurious Doyle Hotel located in downtown Duncannon, PA. Providing a piece of luxury without all of the unnecessary distractions that detract from your hotel experience. Enjoy (somewhat) clean and (pretty much the opposite of) spacious rooms furnished in the latest fashions (of the early 80’s). Your dormitory size room is lavishly decorated with artistic cracks and plaster patches on the walls which compliment the almost kind of lacquered uneven wooden floors. Treat yourself with the latest technology in upright oscilating fans equipeed with working, hi, low, and medium settings. Escape from the imprisonment of air conditioning, television and telephones and relax to the soothing sounds of main street traffic and every single one of your neighbors. Speaking of your neighbors, why not get just a little bit closer to them since after all, you’ll all be sharing a bathroom.
Get into the spirit of community and enjoy playing such original Doyle classic games like “What’s that spot on my bed?”, “Fly and Mosquito Swatting Challenge”, “What disease is that growing on the shower wall?” and even “What gender are either of the people fucking next door?”
Enjoy your experience el natural or enhance it with the Doyle’s fully stocked CHEAP AS ALL HELL bar. Located down four precarious flights of stairs from your room, the bar can provide you with enough food and drink to get you hammered enough to make you feel like you’re a celebrity. And you ARE living like a celebrity! The Doyle has been compared to accomodations found in such movies as Fight Club and Castaway. Why leave with memories that will last a lifetime when you can leave with scars too?